Lesson 119: From Deci and his Cousins: Motivations

Rilian: "ewo egg!" (yellow egg)

Deci: "Bawl!"

Roran: *swipes egg and runs off maniacally laughing*

Deci and Rilian: "Noooooo!"

Today's Lesson: Everyone has their own plan.

Lesson 118: Easter Eggs

Apparently procrastinating on putting away the Easter stuff was a good idea. The plastic Easter eggs still running around the house have given us hours of entertainment.

Lesson 117: Freud

Past behavior is not always a good indicator of future behavior. Just because the kid takes a toy drill to baby doll's head, doesn't mean he'll be a bad father.... hopefully.

Lesson 116: Essential Parenting Key #1

Be more stubborn than your kids.

Lesson 115 From Elora: Ears

Books tell you that a kid pulling on their ear means they have an ear infection. However this is not always true, sometimes it is because the music is too loud or the family is singing a particularly off pitch rendition of Happy Birthday. In Elora's case it is usually because brother found Daddy's drum sticks or just because she's stressed out that the food is not coming fast enough.

Lesson 114: Rewriting

Annoying kid song stuck in your head? Make it your ring tone, or better yet rewrite the words so everyone can hear the joy of such a song.
The Orriginal Yeti Song
or my re-write:

Jump, jump, jump,

We're jumping that Deci jump,

     (Deci Deci Deci)

Jump jump thump,

We're jumping that Deci thump!

Lesson 113: Body Bowling

Body Bowling really takes it outta ya.

Lesson 112: Remotes

Remotes make wonderful play phones, and they can't dial China.

Lesson 111: For Me?

Mama must have bought these new hair ties for me! (Even though she's the only one in the house who's hair is longer than two inches)

Lesson 110: Dinosaurs

Beware of teaching your little boys that their toy dinosaurs say "roar." You just might face an hour and a half of "warrrr!"s.