Lesson 133: Pockets

Do not, under any circumstances, what so ever, teach your little boy about his pockets. It will be cute the first day when he insists on keeping his matchbox cars in them and even still cute the second day when you have to explain that he can't take the entire gravel parking lot in his pockets. But on the third day when Dad's keys mysteriously disappear and then you finally find them along with a spider in your son's shorts, it is just not so cute anymore.