Lesson 108: Television

When you realize that your pizza smattered kid, who hasn't had his hair combed since Sunday is watching a television show where all of the kids are big eyed, perfectly groomed cute things with matching moms who never have a hair out of place, just remember that if you or your child were on one of those shows, you would make sure you were both bathed and properly groomed too. And besides, she's not a real mom, she's dancing to the kid songs in heels.