Lesson 98: Mooching

The most effective way to mooch is to be a commuting mooch. Ask Mama for a bite of her cake, then go find Dad and talk him into some of his ice cream. Promptly return to Mama for some more of her cake and continue. If you become professional at this, you may be able to even add whatever Aunt Anda and Grandpa are eating to your rotation to ensure that you get more dessert than anyone else.