Lesson 169: Recording Devices

To put it in the words of one of my sisters (in-law):

I still think a recorder with several preset buttons is a good idea:

#1- Stop tormenting your brother/sister
#2- Sit down
#3- Leave your brother/sister alone
#4- Do you have to go potty?
#5- Don't hit
#6- Stay put
#7- Stop playing with your food
#8- No that's not yours; give it back
#9- Give it back NOW
#10- No I can't hold you right now
#11- Put it back where you got it
#12- What are you doing!?!?!
#13- Where did you get that?
#14- Good grief, son
#15- Tell brother/sister you are sorry
#16- Go to your dad! (I like # 16 which tag teams with)
#17- Leave mommy alone for 2 minutes
#18- Go sit on the couch, you are in time out
#19- No your time out is not done, sit back down
#20- Turn around, timeout does not involve watching team Umizoomi

#21- Ok already, you can have a cookie
#22- No, you may not have ANOTHER cookie after the two you've already had.

#23- You're ok. Put your feet down.

#24- He's not hurting you

#25- Stop kicking/shoving your brother/cousin. He's not in the way.

#26- Don't sit on him either

#27- Get off his head

#28- Yes, it's a train

#29- No, it's not your train.

#30- It's ______'s turn

#31- Go lay down

#32- Don't touch that

#33- Leave your diaper alone.

#34- Watch what you're doing/where you're going

(and the ever classic) #35 No!