Lesson 195: Swiper's Opinion on All Things Shopping

My sister in-law's Facebook post yesterday:

So Monday I was in Meijer, thoroughly irritated that my cashier was moving slow as a herd of turtles out of a stagnant mudhole. Rilian was getting irritated that the college guy in line behind us kept pushing his cart up, thus entering Rilian's bubble. After several minutes of Rilian whining and College Guy's one last nudge in a vain attempt to try and make the line move faster, Rilian throws his hands out swiper style and loudly says "BACK OFF!!!!" Moral of the story? You never know when your child's speech therapy will have kicked in full throttle.

 And yes "slow as a herd of turtles out of a stagnant mudhole" is something she says often.